So here I am at just a few days shy of 30 weeks along. It seems crazy that I only have 10 weeks left, but I am certainly feeling it. From indigestion to fatigue to that obnoxious need to spread eagle when you squat to pick something up...I really look pregnant now. No more mistaking my "condition" on a bizarre body shape!

Along with the shape comes the pregnant lady egotism. "Excuse me, but did you NOTICE that that was a pregnant lady you just cut off?" "Would you be so kind as to NOT smoke POT around a PREGNANT LADY?!" "If you bump into me, I will bump into you TWICE as hard, you got me!?!" I guess as a travelling pregnant person, I run into more self-absorbed businessmen than most do day-to-day, but I still feel entitled to a little slack once in awhile...

(OMG, what have I become? Damn hormones!)