Labor, do not tease me...

So at approximately 4:03 AM I had what can only be described as the worst gas pains known to man (I know...TMI, but bear with me here). These continued to wake me up every 20 minutes, then 15 minutes...then by 6 am they were every 9 minutes and I was unable to get back to sleep. So here I am. Drinking loads of water, trying to decide if gas pains could possibly be this regular...

Alright, I have accepted that this may, in fact be labor. Or some form of false labor. Something is going on in my body. Meanwhile I am just sitting around, trying not to think about it...(yeah right!) Wish me luck!